This is a proposal to rename Veterans Day, a federal holiday honoring all military veterans. Constitutional damage is minimal (A=0.24): only minor rule_of_law concern (1/5) as it represents norm erosion around established commemorative practices, but it's merely a proposal with no implementation mechanism shown. Severity multipliers are low (0.8/0.9/0.85) as this would be easily reversible and creates minimal precedent. Mechanism modifier is 0.4 for norm_erosion_only with no concrete action. However, distraction/hype is extremely high (B=44.82): Layer 1 scores high on outrage_bait (4 - disrespecting veterans), novelty (4 - unusual proposal), and media_friendliness (4 - simple, emotionally charged story). Layer 2 shows strong mismatch (4 - trivial symbolic issue vs. substantive policy), moderate narrative_pivot (3), and pattern_match (3 - fits distraction playbook). Intentionality indicators are strong: proposal without action, symbolic target (veterans' holiday), predictable outrage from veterans groups, low implementation cost for attention gained. Intent_weight at 0.53 significantly boosts B-score. D-score of -44.58 clearly indicates List B classification.