Routine regulatory approval of agricultural herbicide. Constitutional damage minimal: rule_of_law=1 (standard EPA process), capture=2 (potential industry influence on regulatory decision), corruption=1 (revolving door concerns common in regulatory agencies). Policy_change mechanism with federal scope yields modest modifiers. Total A-score 6.74 well below threshold. B-score 8.89 reflects moderate environmental/health concern outrage but lacks viral elements. D-score of -2.15 shows slight hype lean but both scores too low for classification. This is routine regulatory action without constitutional implications or significant distraction value—classic administrative state function that generates predictable partisan response but no structural damage.