This event involves Greenlandic officials responding to Trump's acquisition rhetoric with diplomatic statements about partnership possibilities. A-score is 0 because this involves no US constitutional mechanisms - it's a foreign territory's diplomatic response to US political rhetoric. No election integrity, rule of law, separation of powers, civil rights, institutional capture, corruption, or violence drivers are engaged. The 'information_operation' mechanism tag appears misapplied as this is a straightforward diplomatic response, not a coordinated disinformation campaign. B-score reaches 12.6 due to moderate media appeal (Trump's Greenland acquisition talk is memeable and novel) and some strategic indicators, but remains below threshold. The event is classified as Noise because: (1) A-score is far below 25, (2) no constitutional damage mechanism exists, (3) this is a reactive diplomatic statement by a foreign entity with no direct US governance impact, (4) narrow population affected, and (5) the event represents normal international diplomatic discourse rather than actionable constitutional concern.