The Supreme Court's final briefs in the TikTok case represent the week's most consequential constitutional moment, with the justices poised to rule on government power to regulate foreign-owned platforms and the scope of national security authority over digital speech. Meanwhile, attention fragmented across eight competing narratives—from the Cybertruck explosion and soldier's manifesto to Speaker Johnson's reelection, Biden's steel acquisition block, Title IX amendments, and Trump's objections to half-mast flags during his inauguration—each generating significant engagement but none addressing the structural questions about executive power and First Amendment protections now before the Court. The pattern reflects how distributed outrage over security incidents, personnel changes, and symbolic disputes can obscure the week's genuine institutional stakes: a ruling on TikTok will establish precedent for how thoroughly government can restrict access to platforms affecting 170 million Americans.