A-score 8.9: Capture driver elevated (3.5) due to personnel_capture mechanism - Trump official with tech company ties making large political donation creates appearance of conflicts. Corruption (2.5) reflects potential influence-buying concerns. Election (1.5) captures campaign finance dimension. However, this is a single $2M donation to a state-level politician (Cuomo), not systemic federal capture. Mechanism modifier 1.15 applied but evidence of actual policy distortion absent. Scope modifier 0.95 (federal official but state recipient). B-score 21.5: High outrage_bait (6) - Trump official supporting Democrat creates partisan confusion. Media_friendliness (7) - simple narrative, recognizable names. Layer 2 mismatch (8) exploits partisan expectations. Pattern_match (6) fits revolving door concerns. D-score: -12.6 favors distraction but both scores sub-threshold. Classification: Noise - A-score well below 25, single donation lacks systemic constitutional impact, optics-heavy but limited durability, state/federal scope mismatch dilutes federal mechanism claim.