Ignore this entirely and focus attention on substantive governance events occurring this week, particularly the FTC enforcement action, Supreme Court birthright citizenship review, and congressional funding debates.
This is pure celebrity tabloid gossip involving Vanessa Trump (Donald Trump's former daughter-in-law) and Tiger Woods with zero governance implications. The event has no constitutional damage vector, no institutional mechanism, and appears to be standard tabloid fare with minimal hype characteristics. It clearly passes the noise gate as spectacle content with no downstream governance effects.