Conservative media organization announces counter-programming to mainstream Super Bowl halftime show. Zero constitutional damage: no election interference, no rule of law impact, no separation of powers issues, no civil rights violations, no institutional capture, no corruption, no violence. This is purely cultural counter-programming with no governmental mechanism. B-score moderate (16.01): Layer 1 shows modest hype (outrage_bait:2 for culture war framing, meme_ability:3 for shareable concept, novelty:2 for alternative programming, media_friendliness:3 for easy coverage) = 10/20 * 55% = 27.5%. Layer 2 strategic value (mismatch:1 minimal distraction potential, timing:4 Super Bowl timing, narrative_pivot:2 culture war angle, pattern_match:2 familiar conservative media playbook) = 9/20 * 45% = 20.25%. Intentionality moderate at 9/15 (coordinated messaging, timing optimization, narrative framing) yields 0.60 weight. Final B = 27.5% + (20.25% * 0.60) = 39.65%. Classification: Noise - A-score 0 (no constitutional mechanism), B-score below 25 threshold, narrow population impact, purely cultural event with no governmental dimension.