Workers appealing to White House over layoffs is routine labor advocacy with zero constitutional damage vectors. No mechanism specified, no policy change, no institutional impact. This is standard economic grievance channeling through executive branch - happens regularly across administrations. A-score=0: no election interference, no rule of law violation, no separation of powers issue, no civil rights impact, no regulatory capture, no corruption, no violence. B-score=3.3: minimal hype (some outrage potential around job losses, slight media interest in defense sector labor). Clear noise: routine labor relations matter with no constitutional implications.