This event scores 0 on constitutional damage (A-score) as it involves no governmental action, policy change, or institutional impact—merely a public figure criticizing a celebrity's personal citizenship decision. The B-score reaches only 10.75 despite moderate media-friendliness and meme potential because the story lacks genuine outrage fuel or strategic timing. The D-score of -10.75 would normally suggest List B, but the absolute A-score of 0 combined with no identifiable constitutional mechanism triggers the Noise classification. This is textbook celebrity political theater: Trump commenting on Clooney's French citizenship has zero bearing on democratic institutions, rule of law, or civil rights. The 'information_operation' mechanism tag is misapplied—this is casual political commentary, not coordinated disinformation. Pattern matches Trump's history of celebrity feuds (Rosie O'Donnell, Meryl Streep) used to fill news cycles and signal tribal identity to base. No action item exists because there's no constitutional threat to monitor or counter.