Lara Trump Admits to AI-Editing World Cup Selfie

This is a trivial personal vanity story about a minor public figure editing a selfie with AI. There is no mechanism of constitutional harm, no policy impact, no abuse of power, and no connection to governance functions. A-score is 0 across all drivers. B-score is modest since the story has some meme/novelty appeal but lacks major outrage infrastructure, coordinated timing, or strategic distraction value tied to a larger controversy. Falls below thresholds for both List A and List B, and lacks the scale to qualify as Mixed. Classified as Noise given negligible constitutional relevance and low-stakes nature.