Pure human interest story about individual's personal military service decision. Zero constitutional drivers engaged - no election interference, rule of law issues, separation of powers concerns, civil rights violations, institutional capture, corruption, or violence relevant to US constitutional framework. Mechanism listed as 'unknown' with no identifiable pathway to constitutional damage. Narrow population scope, international context removes US domestic constitutional relevance. B-score minimal (2.2/100) - slight media friendliness for feel-good military service angle, minimal novelty. Clear noise indicators: personal decision, human interest framing, no policy implications, no institutional impact. This is definitional noise - emotionally resonant individual story with zero constitutional significance.