This event involves temporary employment uncertainty for federal special education staff following a government shutdown. Constitutional damage is minimal (A=4.46): civil_rights shows modest impact (2.0) due to potential service disruption to vulnerable populations, rule_of_law (1.5) reflects administrative process concerns, but no fundamental constitutional mechanisms are threatened. The resource_reallocation mechanism applies weakly as this is temporary employment flux rather than systematic reallocation. Distraction score is low-moderate (B=13.51) with repetitive identical headlines across 5 articles suggesting coordinated coverage amplification. The event represents normal shutdown aftermath dynamics without lasting constitutional implications. Classification as Noise is appropriate given A<25, temporary nature, weak mechanism application, and pattern of repetitive coverage suggesting media amplification of routine administrative uncertainty.