This event scores 13.5 on constitutional damage (A) and 33.6 on distraction/hype (B), yielding D=-20.1, qualifying as List B. A-score: Election interference concerns (4.2) from cash-for-registration schemes, corruption/quid-pro-quo dynamics (4.0), rule of law questions around vote-buying statutes (3.8), and potential regulatory capture by billionaire influence (3.5) drive the score. However, judicial mechanism modifier (0.85) reflects this is the system working as designed - state AG enforcing election law. Single-state scope (0.75) limits reach. Severity shows moderate precedent risk (1.15) if such schemes normalize, but high reversibility (0.95) as court can block payments. B-score: Extremely high media friendliness (9.0) - Musk + money + election = perfect headline. Strong outrage bait (8.5) across spectrum: left sees vote-buying, right sees persecution of ally. Election timing (9.0) maximizes attention pre-vote. Pattern match (8.0) to broader Musk-as-chaos-agent narrative. Moderate intentionality (9/15) - Musk's provocateur brand suggests deliberate attention-seeking, though payments may have genuine political motivation. The 20-point gap between hype and damage, combined with B>25, clearly places this as manufactured distraction despite real legal questions.