A-score: Presidential dinner with meme coin investors creates moderate constitutional concerns. Rule_of_law (3) for potential emoluments/ethics violations with speculative assets. Capture (4) and corruption (4) for direct access granted to narrow financial interest group with presidential financial entanglement. Election (2) for potential campaign finance implications. Separation (2) for blurring executive office with private financial interests. Severity multipliers: precedent (1.2) for normalizing crypto-speculation access, durability (1.1) for ongoing pattern. Mechanism modifier (1.15) for information_operation creating perception management around conflicts. Base 29.4 × 1.32 = 38.8. B-score: Extremely high hype potential. Layer1 (99/100): outrage_bait (4) for corruption optics, meme_ability (5) for 'meme coin' absurdity, novelty (4) for unprecedented crypto-president dinner, media_friendliness (5) for simple scandal narrative. Layer2 (45/100): mismatch (3) between White House denials and obvious appearance, timing (2) during crypto volatility, pattern_match (3) with ongoing Trump financial controversies. Intentionality (8/15) for strategic access-granting and denial coordination. Final: 99×0.55 + 45×0.45×1.136 = 54.5 + 23.0 = 77.5, modulated to 54.3. D-score: -15.5 strongly favors List B.