This is a ceremonial/commemorative announcement with zero constitutional impact. No drivers activated: no election interference, no rule of law violation, no separation of powers issue, no civil rights impact, no institutional capture, no corruption, no violence. A-score=0. B-score modest (8.82) due to media-friendly branded initiative ('Patriot Game') with moderate novelty and meme potential, but lacks outrage mechanics or strategic depth. Classification: Noise - ceremonial policy announcement for 250th anniversary with no constitutional mechanism, insufficient detail for substantive analysis, and clear commemorative/cultural framing.