Millions Sign Up for Trump Accounts but Some Families Still Waiting for Baby $1,000

This is a routine administrative/implementation story about a benefit program rollout with delays. No constitutional drivers are implicated (no election, rule of law, separation of powers, civil rights, institutional capture, corruption, or violence dimensions present). The A-score is 0. On the B-scale, there is mild human-interest/mismatch appeal (promised benefit vs delayed delivery) but low outrage/novelty and no strategic distraction indicators tied to a larger controversy-burying pattern. Combined low A (<25) with no mechanism triggering constitutional concern and generic administrative-delay framing qualifies this as Noise.