RFK Jr.'s statement dismissing loyalty questions and ruling out a 2028 run is primarily political theater with minimal constitutional impact. A-score: Low scores across drivers - election(1) for future campaign speculation, separation(1) for nominal appointee independence concerns, capture(2) for potential regulatory capture signals as HHS nominee. No mechanism specified, narrow population, reduces modifiers significantly. Final A=4.0. B-score: Moderate media friendliness(4) as Kennedy generates headlines, modest outrage_bait(3) around loyalty questions. Layer 2 shows mismatch(2) between loyalty concerns and preemptive denial, pattern_match(2) fits Trump administration loyalty narrative. Intentionality(3) for preemptive framing. Final B=9.1. Classification: A<25, no concrete mechanism, speculative about 2028, personality-focused rather than policy/action-oriented = Noise. The statement addresses hypothetical future scenarios without current constitutional implications.