Ignore this noise entirely and focus attention on substantive governance events with actual institutional mechanisms—particularly the election control, denaturalization, and agency capture stories happening this same week.
This is a collection of unrelated entertainment, business, and international news with zero governance impact. Articles range from SNL jokes to airline CEO travel to alien speculation—pure media filler with no institutional mechanism, no policy lever, and no constitutional dimension. While some items carry mild outrage-bait (MAGA jokes, political predictions), they lack strategic distraction timing or coordination.